Reebok baloney

Posted 10 October 2011

We previously highlighted that Reebok's claims that Reebok Easy Tone Shoes can tone your legs and buttocks while walking around and wearing them were baloney and that consumers should ask for their  money back. 

Seems like we were not alone in recognising this rubbish: Reebok, has to shell out $25-million as a settlement.

However, this is where it is interesting . . . 


A complaint was laid with the ASA. On the 3rd August, a response from the ASA "Reebok Easy Tone Shoes / H A Steinman /18355" was received.

Shannon Bouwer, PR & Communications Manager or Reebok, had the following to say in their response to the complaint:

"We are In receipt of your letter dated 1 August 2011. We are no longer flighting this advert in South Africa and therefore this investigation may be redundant. As a leading fitness and athletic brand, Reebok has a long history of developing new and innovative technologies, and we stand behind all of our products. We are proud of EasyTone's unique balance ball-inspired technology, and consumer feedback for the product has been overwhelmingly positive." 


Well, contrast this with the following article from the Guardian.



Guardian article:
Want to be fit? No sweat!

HADLEY FREEMAN  Oct 07 2011 00:00 

Mail & Guardian

It is a testament to mankind's determination to exercise without doing any, you know, actual exercise that news that a lumpy flip-flop will not, in fact, tone one's muscles has been deemed so momentous that its maker, Reebok, has to shell out $25-million as a settlement.


Because of a lumpy flip-flop! If this announcement hadn't come with the stamp of the United States Federal Trade Commission (FTC) on the press release, one might have thought that it was an Onion sketch. 

The adverts for these Reebok EasyTone flip-flops (R700) and the shoe versions, EasyTone walking shoes and RunTone running shoes (R1 000 and R1 200 respectively), claim to exercise what the FTC insists, delightfully, on referring to as "the buttock" using a special and possibly magical concept called "micro-instability" — which might have hinted that these extraordinarily popular shoes possibly wouldn't do very much at all for one's buttock. But, as anyone who has ever seen an infomercial for a piece of exercise equipment knows, cod-science claims are as de rigueur in this genre as references to the Greek philosopher Gluteus Maximus. 

On Wednesday last week, the FTC announced that Reebok has agreed to stump up the money after its adverts — which promised that the shoes were "proven to strengthen hamstrings and calves by up to 11% and tone the buttocks up to 28% more than regular sneakers, just by walking" — were deemed to be not that true. In fact, they were downright "deceptive", according to the FTC, and Reebok is now banned from, to put it bluntly, talking codswallop in their adverts. 

For the first time in my life, I can say that I'm looking forward to the next Reebok advert, as I can't imagine how a sports shoe advert would work without "misrepresenting tests, studies or research results" or "making claims that … using the footwear will result in a specific percentage or amount of muscle toning or strengthening, unless the claims are true and backed by scientific evidence". Imagine it: "Um, here's a shoe. It's a lot like a lot of other shoes out there. But maybe you should buy this one because it's got a Reebok logo on it? And Reebok used to be quite cool. Um, somewhere?" 

But NonTone lumpyshoes, as Reebok's footwear ought to be known in this brave new world of honesty in which the sports shoe must now reside, are hardly the only indicators of a desire for fitness without doing what is conventionally considered exercise. Fantasy coupled with greed rather than necessity are, in the world of exercise equipment and infomercials, in particular, the parents of invention. 

So here, using the same rigorous scientific testing as an inventor of a lumpy flip-flop, are the official top five daftest examples of the beauty of capitalism. Remember: 60% of the time, it works every time. 

5. There is a fine line, maybe even no line, when it comes to this kind of advertising between promoting exercise and making lycra-clad porn, and the CircleGlide treads that thin line like a drunk trying to walk straight in front of a cop. Ah, there's something about watching near-naked women twist and writhe around a pole that really make me feel like doing some exercise. That the inventor of this amazing machine ("that wittles away your middle" — or at least your bank account), a chap by the name of Tony Little, resembles every ugly porn actor in the world is the glacé cherry on top. 

4. You know, if I didn't have to pay for it, I'd like a Body Blade.

Look at it wiggle! It's like a didgeridoo but without the noise factor.

Now That's What I Call a Conversation Piece. Invented by a gentleman who describes himself as "a functional physical therapist", this claims to "work your body from the inside out — and it does it automatically!" So automatically, in fact, that none of the people around him appears to be breaking a sweat, even the woman next to him who is, I think, wearing a blouse. Fellow citizens, I know you want your exercise to be effortless but there's effortless and there's standing still holding a wiggle stick. 

3. Thighmaster has to be the classic, right? The porn element, the dubious science, the suggestion you can do it while watching TV, and the celebrity plug. The good ol' Thighmaster claimed to give you "great legs!" just by squeezing a bit of plastic between your ankles. And look!

It apparently gives Suzanne Somers an orgasm, too. "Squeeze, squeeze right between your thighs!" she cries with a commendable lack of a smirk. It's amazing the US still has an obesity problem. 

2. Ooh, more ladies having sex! I mean, using another piece of exercise equipment. Women, do you want to ride what is basically a mechanical bull in the comfort of your own home? Then the Osim Gallop is for you!

This is perhaps the most perfect exercise infomercial ever conceived as it combines the whole ladies-acting-a-bit-porny trope with the basic desire to exercise without getting off one's ass. 

1. The top slot was always going to have been the good ol' Shake Weight, which is so brilliant it achieved the highest accolade something stupid can: it was satirised on South Park. But even without the support of Stan's mom, Shake Weight was already a viral success, thanks to its ingenious suggestion that male masturbation and giving hand jobs will "force your muscles to contract 240 times a minute" (apparently, a good thing) and that if works by "harnessing the power of dynamic inertia", which sounds a little like being "smart/dumb" or "fat/thin." 

"This is not a workout," intones the voiceover. Ya don't say. — © Guardian News & Media 2011

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